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Wed 4.08.09

(Ed. Note - after months in the cave, I’ve decided this is the perfect story to emerge. I think you’ll agree and vomit in your mouth.)

Victoria Beckham will be appearing on SpongeBob Square Pants in 2010! Yes. I’m ecstatic as well! No, there won’t be a character created in her image named Toothpick Sally or Bulimic Belinda – but she will be the voice over for Queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea.

The former Spice Girl and current fashionista, who’s already appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty, is lending her voice to a character on Nickelodeon’s hit cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants, a rep for the show confirms to PEOPLE.

Beckham, 34, will play Queen Amphitrite, goddess of the sea, in a half-hour episode called “Neptune’s Party,” scheduled to air in summer 2010. [People.com]

Now…back to doing normal stuff. Just had to get that off my chest. Ok. Bye.

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DRINKING IMPAIRS JUDGEMENT/SEPARATED AT BIRTH SPECIAL

Fri 1.16.09

A lil’ drunken/danked separated at birth for your weekend pleasure…. basically Separated At Birth with a Drinking Impairs Judgement twist.

Toronto Raptor’s Chris Bosh over-danked. Yo, “eyes open!” Big Daddy!

And Pookie from New Jack City losing it outside The Carter.

Steeler’s Jeff Reed hammered in Florida back in ‘07. This is an NFL kicker?!

And the Man, the Weesel, Pauly Shore. Surprisingly, I believe he’s sober there.

Tamba Bay Buc’s QB Jeff Garcia – obviously after a few cocktails with that pose.

Oh….the creature on the right is the winner of 2006 Ugliest Dog Contest, Sam. Yes, it is real.

The winner of the 2006 Ugliest Dog, Sam.

Oh….the creature on the right is Courtney Love. Yes, she is real.

The Geico Caveman and Steve Na…..oops, sorry, left to right I mean Steve Nash and the Geico Caveman. Oh, Steve Nash is pictured with Dirk Nowitzki, his former Dallas Mavericks teammate, and another random dude with a large mandible.

The Land of the Lost Sleestack and Dirk Nowit…..oops, sorry, left to right I mean Dirk Nowitzki and the Land of the Lost Sleestack. Oh, there’s that dude again with the large mandible.

THANKS TO DRUNK ATHLETES FOR USE OF THE PHOTOS.

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CLASSIC YOUTUBE-HOOP-AGE

Wed 11.12.08

Jim Carrey really handled his comedy back in the mid-to-late 90’s. A classic that is worth a 21st century look-see is this basketball scene from the movie Cable Guy. You’ll notice Jack Black – before he made it big – as the extra getting dunked on by Carrey. Mind you, I use the word big loosely.

Not sure what is more embarrassing for Black. This scene or that monstrosity of collage of a riddle wrapped inside an enigma disguised as a blockbuster movie called King Kong. You know what…we should call that duel a draw. Let’s just rack Tenacious D alongside Envy as the cinematic horrors/embarrassments of the new century and wish I never mentioned any of this.

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PRACTICE? TALKIN’ ‘BOUT MORE PRACTICE?

Fri 11.07.08

The recently traded Allen Iverson had is second favorite topic come up at the press conference introducing him as a new Detroit Piston — practice?! Check out the YouTube above. Oh, what’s the biggie about practice?! Check out the YouTube HERE. Oh, AND Iverson’s first favorite topic? You’ll have to see HERE. But, shhhhhh! It’s kinda of secret I share with Allen….so, please….let’s keep it on the DL.

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Fri 11.07.08

Paris Hilton and other creatures that spread their legs a lot.

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GLACIER SURFING

Sun 11.02.08

Yeah! Global Warming rules! Cow-a-bunga!

In addition to rising sea-levels and surfing off the coast of St. Louis in 2050, surfers have Alaskan glacial swells to look forward to in the interim. I’m stoked. Can’t wait to paddle out in 35 degree water, in a rubber cocoon of a wetsuit, so I can eat shit and crack my head on ice…

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